Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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