this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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