Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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