The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
