He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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