she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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