I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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