She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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