they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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