so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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