My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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