This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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