make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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