I want to stick my p in your. b.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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