For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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