I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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