You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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