is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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