It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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