U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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