Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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