He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
