Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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