a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Say something about gay babies.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
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I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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