hotel room ftw
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My dad is sitting where you rode me
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
