But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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