yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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