He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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