Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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