everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...