mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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