I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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