So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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