Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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