i jhust puked up my retainher.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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