What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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