im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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