I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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