Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
