Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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