at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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