We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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