were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
