4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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