i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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