quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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