question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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