and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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