Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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