apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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