just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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