yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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