this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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