I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
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I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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