dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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